I cannot stop laughing right now. I’m hoping this was a joke…
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA.
I told my teacher that his wife is a 67 and i got in trouble LOL
i am SO using this
(Source: 366dayswithmichelle)
To the people complaining about their dashes being spammed with Harry Potter:
YESSS.
this is so true.
(Source: bowtiesandwands)
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
Get to know me
I’m Basilette
19
Crazy Bitch
I like piercings
My body is meant to be shown off, not played with
I’m pansexual, you don’t know what it means, look it up
I’m weird as shit, and I take shit from no one.
I don’t expect to be Tumblr famous or some shit, but I hope to meet some people I can connect with and talk to on heree







